Original Message
Topic funny joke... 
Author loving king 
Date Created 12/8/2009 8:38:00 PM 
Message Larki Mandir Me-Hai Bhagwan
Kisi Samajhdar Aadmi Se Meri Shadi Karwa Do

Bhagwan-Ghar Chali Ja Beti
Samajhdar Aadmi Kabi Shadi Hi Nahi Krte.

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Ek beautiful girl profesor se "mai exam me pass hone k liye kuchh bhi kar sakti hu"..
Prof- kuch bhi
G.-ya
Prof-kuch bhi

Gr- ya
prof-" To padh le beti..
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Man Was Sitting W/ His Wife In A Bar.
AnOther Lady Came 2 His Wife & Said!
"Paise Pehle Le Lena,Ye Aadmi Baad Me Lafda Karta
Hai !!

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Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!

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Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

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Santa Is Not Sleeping With His Wife! These Days
Guess Why?
Because Somebody Had Told Him That
It Is Wrong To Sleep With Married Women.
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Santa:Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talak kyu diya?
Sardar:Yaar wo badi character less thi.Shaadi mujhse ki aur Baccha Bhagwan se mangti thi
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Boy-Mai Shadi nahi karunga

Dad-Kyu?

Boy-Q ki Gaon wale Meri Mangetar ko taxi kehte hai

Dad-Are Beta Karle..
Chota sa to Gaon H
Kitni chali hogi
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1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..
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Responses
Topic  JOKe 
Author Anisha 
Date Created 12/11/2009 12:18:00 PM 
Message RAM: yaar aaj meri bahut maar hui
Shyam Kya hua tune kya kar diya aaj aisa ki teri maar padi
Ram : yaar padosi ka bacha kho gaya.....meine bola ki GOOGLE par search mar lo